Scheduled Outage

- This is about time.
= Yeah, you've certainly taken your sweet time getting here.
: I'm sorry guys. I got caught up in traffic. It's pretty crazy out there.
- You could have left earlier
= Yeah, earlier.
: Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. At least I'm here now - better late than never, eh?
- Yeah, yeah - well, have you got the package?
: It's right here. I had a tough time with it, you know. Cops all over the place.
- Now don't get your knickers in a shit-stained twist. Not like they'd know what to look for. Certainly not a fag on a bike.
: Please don't call me a fag.
- I didn't call you a fag - just said they're not looking for a fag on a bike.
= HA! Is there something you're not telling us ... FAG?
: Whatever. When are you guys doing this?
- I don't know. Gotta check the quality of the merchandise first. When did you get this?
: Last night. Found it on my doorstep.
- Did you check it?
: For what?
- For anything. Bugs, trackers ... you know, high-tech shit?
: Like anyone cares that much about small time shits like us.
= We're not small time man. We have big plans. You're on the road to greatness here.
- Enough! Sometimes you really piss me off - you sound like a little bitch on coke.
= Oi fuck off!
- No, you fuck off!
= I'm warning you, mate.
- Oh fuckin' heck! Just ... shut the fuck up for a minute.
: Well, I'm going to be heading out now. If you need me, ...
- Shut up and sit tight. I'm going to check this first. If I need you, you're going to be right here.
= I don't trust him ... this package. Left on a doorstep.
: I'm right here, how about you talk to me
= Well, fine! I don't trust you. There's something ... the way you walk, talk, ... smell, I don't know. You're not one of us. And you know it. That makes you a fucking liability.
: You're a fucking liability - I've seen dogs' drool with more IQ than you.
= What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
: It means you're too stupid to even understand when someone's calling you a total idiot!
- Will the both of you just SHUT UP?
= He's messing us around, man. Give him back his package and get rid of him.
: This is stupid. I'm leaving. You know where to find me.
- Stay there man or I cannot assure that you won't get hurt.
: Fuck you too.




BAM!

: FUCK! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Right in the fucking knee! GODDAMNIT!
- I'll turn your balls into a fucking vagina if you don't shut up and stay still. I'll drop you off at A&E when we're done here. ... dickweed.