Missing Out

- There! It's nearly complete.
= What is?
- This thing that I've been working on all afternoon.
= Oh. What is it?
- It's a ... how much do you know about the theory of relativity?
= That's the Einstein one, right?
- Yeah.
{and he hoofs it upfield...}
= Isn't that the one where when you place your hand on a hot stove, a second feels like an hour, and when you place your hand on a hot woman, an hour feels like a second?
- ... Yes. Well, I don't suppose you know the actual theory and ... such.
= I can wiki it, if it helps. Do you mind if I turn the volume up on this?
- Uh, yeah, go ahead. [...looks like he's going to get a yellow card for that...]
- Basically, it says that space and time are relative rather than absolute concepts.
[He Takes The Kick! A Header! It's a Goal!]
- And this is ... well, I had a theory of my own. I suppose it gets complicated at this point. But ... it's exciting.
[A Minute Left In The Game. Can They Come Back Or Is This It?]
- How much do you know of Quantum physics? Well, never mind. Don't answer that. Sheesh ... how do I do this?
[... THROUGH-PASS INTO THE BOX. FIRST TIME TOUCH AND IT'S GOOD!!! IT'S ALL LEVEL AGAIN!]
- Can you turn that down? I'm trying to explain something. Unless you're not interested.
= Sorry, I'd much rather watch this game - it just kicked into overdrive.
- Oh, but ... this is cool. You'd like it. It's to do with time travel and the other dimensions.
= Yeah, I really couldn't give a shit about that, but I'll listen to you after the game if you want.
- Uhh, it's my TV.
= What?
- It's my TV.
= What has that got to do with anything?
- It's my TV. If you want to watch the game, watch it somewhere else. I'd like it turned off so I can work in peace.
= Or you'd rather tell me about your stupid invention. Look, I don't care. I'm here now - if I leave, I'll miss the end of the game.
- I don't think it's really very ... nice. I mean, it's my TV.
= YES! I got it! Fine, I'll watch the game somewhere else!
*SLAM*
= Good riddance.
[AND ANOTHER GOAL! WHAT A MARVELLOUS COMEBACK! That Has Got To Be The Most Glorious Work Of Football Art Ever! a goal that will forever ... }